February 2012
RIP Tumblr Dashboard Icons 2007-2012
bennodabliss:
ladyinterior:
You were the only thing that never changed about Tumblr, and now you’re gone.
Baby come back! :’(
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
Reblog if you actually like reading.
ms-ravenheart:
queen-cry-baby:
a-girl-and-her-blue-box:
When I see the “We’re sorry” message, I always wonder what shit went down in which fandom.
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
FACT: You use google every day but I bet you can't...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
cloudywithachanceofdaleks:
joshishollywood:
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
Things I learnt this year with the Oscars
barrythecastle:
Harry Potter will never win an Oscar
Harry Potter is actually the Leo DiCaprio of the movies
Hugo wins everything
This is Hugo awards
Hugo is the Adele of movies
Benedict Cumberbatch will never show up
Benedict Cumberbatch is the troller of the trollers
Benedict Cumberbatch is the Steven Moffat of British actors
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Argentina: Move el orto, pedazo de pelotudo.
Venezuela: La carne de burro no es transparente cabron.
España: Quita, coño.
Colombia: Muevase pirobo
Verdadero Argentino: Raja de aca, cornudo hijo de puta
Brasil: sai da frente porra
Chile: Muévete conchetumadre.
Hugo is to Harry Potter what Modern Family is to...
veeluiza:
obsessivegleekypotterhead:
EXACLY!!!
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
