February 2012
204 posts
cloudywithachanceofdaleks:
joshishollywood:
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
Things I learnt this year with the Oscars
barrythecastle:
Harry Potter will never win an Oscar
Harry Potter is actually the Leo DiCaprio of the movies
Hugo wins everything
This is Hugo awards
Hugo is the Adele of movies
Benedict Cumberbatch will never show up
Benedict Cumberbatch is the troller of the trollers
Benedict Cumberbatch is the Steven Moffat of British actors
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
America: Move
Canada: I'm sorry
Argentina: Move el orto, pedazo de pelotudo.
Venezuela: La carne de burro no es transparente cabron.
España: Quita, coño.
Colombia: Muevase pirobo
Verdadero Argentino: Raja de aca, cornudo hijo de puta
Brasil: sai da frente porra
Chile: Muévete conchetumadre.
Hugo is to Harry Potter what Modern Family is to...
veeluiza:
obsessivegleekypotterhead:
EXACLY!!!
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
klainebowsandbutterflies:
detective-who:
...
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2YJMhU/29a.ch/sandbox... →
barrythecastle:
myvintagelove:
mostly10:
mine looks awesome :)
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Recordings by NASA, they are the sounds made by...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
“First there is desire. Then… passion! Then… suspicion. Jealousy! Anger!...”
– “el tango de roxanne” - moulin rouge (via iamdalia)
barrythecastle:
the moment you realise you learnt to lie so well that you don’t even realise you’re doing it…
1 tag
That's it
Eu vou ter um husky quando tiver minha própria casa.
I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or...
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
